instead of using eve to make people dodge

omgleagueoflegends:

estropie:

just use master yi with surge and revive

Q____Q

Best way to get someone to dodge is to pick Smite Revive Eve, auto-lock and, say “For the next 20minutes your life belongs to me”

Thing is? It works

Just did it.

Hmmmm, it seems there is a new plane of the League.

It is called the Public Beta Environment. It seems to have a very common species residing in it. Excecutionus dravenus is its name. It seems to be in every match I have been summoned to. He seems arrogant, pompous, and to have an ego the size of Cho’ Gath while on a rampage.

crusader-kayron asked: "we will we will rock you ~♪" XD!

Yes I believe I have shared this gem of sound with everyone before.

Hey I am home.

Oh wait no I am not. My home is in another dimension.

Have you ever

Stopped the Rock? 

No I don’t think you have.

askthewidowmaker:

askmalphite replied to your post: You slow me I slow you. Too bad you do not have a stun anymore. And don’t try going invisible

Seeing as your Summoners choose to build you with ability power, no… But your punches can surely sting while built attack damage.

Some choose to build Hybrid also, which isn’t exactly common, more of a rare case really.

I wish to purge the ones that build me more than tank and proceed to make a mockery of my power, personally.

summonerjolan asked: If you had a Robotic Skin, how would you look like, Rockman.exe?

Much like this.source

Or this: http://leaguecraft.com/skins/2792-cyborg-malphite-particles.xhtml

summonerjolan asked: If we had a paper champion, would they hard counter you?

Hmmmm….

Well let’s put this into perspective, shall we? Your game of rock paper scissors: rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, paper beats rock.

Now: I put Irellia as scissors, albeit very dulled scissors.

Myself as rock, obviously

And this metaphoric paper champion.

Fighting Irelia is hard, as her damage passes through my defenses. Therefore in the League of Legends Scissors beat rock.

I am a very sharp rock, so I would tear this aforementioned paper Champion to shreds.

And who am I kidding? Irelia would destroy the paper Champion as well.

Malphite

Sits in the Caverns around the League of Legends, ask him anything, Summoners. he will recant his memories of the Monolith and more.

askmalphite.tumblr.com/ask

And it all started with a rock…

/=\

Champions and Summoners are yelling at each other. It is my duty to ensure balance, but how can I do that? I am just a rock. Albiet a magical golem, but I am just one rock.